Funny pictures of me/ funny shit I say/ chance to win a prize25 Jun 2010, Posted by About, Fun, Interviews, News in
Actually a fun interview w/ me (because of the pictures–and no one asked me about my ‘muse’…starvation…that’s my muse, let’s move on, okay?) & it seems I just invented the phrase ‘cheek of my ass writer’…too bad I can’t copyright it.
And, yes, I should learn to blog this stuff first so it mirrors to LJ and Twitter and you don’t get caught in a three way (Goodfellow says a three-way is a *good* thing and learn to appreciate) and I will learn…sooner or later.
Also, my filling fell out (nearly choking me to death, but oddly I wasn’t that concerned…we all have to go somehow, and that would be an interesting obit), but my dentist is taking her whole office to HOLIDAY WORLD today…in Santa Claus, Indiana (I shit you not), so they’ll see me next week. Toodles! Which would be annoying as hell if she wasn’t so free and easy with the nitrous. You can walk in the door and they jump on you: Do you want nitrous? You look nervous. How about some nitrous?
Um…actually, my car broke down and I just wanted to use your phone.
Ohhh, cars breaking down can be sooooooooooooo stressful. You’d better have some nitrous!
Well, okay…I guess. Sure.
The office also has WiFi, computers for kids to play on, TVs mounted on the walls in every room, and everyone is blonde with teeth so white that you see spots when they smile like a camera flash. It’s a Stepford Dentist office. If they had a strip club and coffee shop installed, it would be perfect.
But I still am without a filling, and I’m wishing Holiday World was Westworld and let’s see if they could fend off Yul Brynner with the promise of a free bonding.